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Yanni Still Somehow Attractive



It seems pretty unfair, but time appears to be kinder to some than others. Yanni appears to have beaten the odds.

Despite many naysayers, usually consisting of jealous, less-beautiful people, 66 year old Yanni still looks great on and off stage. Recent theorists have argued that beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder, but, really, go look at that picture up top again. Yeah, 66 years old. Shabama.

(Edit: it has been made aware to me that my information was incorrect, Yanni is currently 58 years old as of November 14th 2012. Still, he looks great for his age).

Granted, the picture may be a few years old, but a quick Google search should be enough to prove the point. Or, at the very least, prove that Yanni once had a rather creepy mustache.

However, “considering the recent loss of the creeper stach,” quoted beauty expert Jacques Debois, “I would say that Yanni has actually become more attractive in the past decade. This is in utter defiance to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which states that people become less beautiful the more they eat cake.”

Despite Mr. Debois tenuous grasp on the Second Law of Thermodynamics, he brings up a good point that is difficult to refute, especially if you like cake. Mmmm. Cake…

When asked for an interview, Yanni refused to comment. Actually, I never asked. But you wouldn’t have known that if I didn’t say anything, so consider yourself privileged. At the very least I will say this: We could all learn a thing or two from Yanni. And if not, “let them eat cake.”

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  1. Anonymous
    February 11, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    So funny!!!!!!!!! 2nd Law of Thermodynamics…

  2. Anonymous
    June 4, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Yanni is not 66- he’s 57. He was born in Nov 1954. And the “creepy” mustache in my view was “HOT”.

    • December 12, 2012 at 1:42 pm

      I either had a momentary lapse in math skills, or got my information from the wrong place, thanks for the correction! (I will make an edit and note it in the post) Also, my articles are intended to be humorous; I believe that yanni was and is a very handsome gentleman, with or without the mustache. Thanks for the comment! 🙂

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