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Protest Movement Schedules Next Event At Spa

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Many Social Justice protesters in the Baltimore area have rallied together to protest at a local spa.

The plan, according to the Twitter account of James Whitaker, is to meet on the Saturday, the 24th of September, at a local spa and sit in the sauna while playing the national anthem on a boombox.

When interviewed, Whitaker said, “We are taking activism up a notch. We’re going to be sitting in the hot tub during the national anthem, we’re gonna be lying down getting back massages during the national anthem, heck, when I go home, I’m gonna be SLEEPING during the national anthem ALL-NIGHT-LONG.”

Many media outlets rushed to defend Whitaker as brave, while others simply dismissed him and his movement as someone looking for an easy way into the spotlight.

“He’s just looking to get attention,” commented a anonymous friend of Whitaker’s. “He’s probably about to lose his job, so he’s trying to stir up some controversy before that happens.”


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