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Coach Distraught after Discovering Old English Spelling of “Team” Includes letter “i”.


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“I just don’t know what to say to my guys anymore,” was the heartbreaking comment said by Coach Jones after two cups of wine and dictionary.com led to the discovery of the Old English word, “Teaime.”

“How will I get them to work together knowing there’s an i in team? There is absolutely nothing else in the world I could say to them to convince them to work together.”

Coach Jones has been Coaching the Davenport Bulldogs for the last twenty years, and has never missed a day of work. Now he can’t seem to find the motivation to get out of bed.

“They may as well replace me. My faith in teamwork and the fundamentals of baseball has been shattered.”

“Perhaps this is for a reason,” Coach Jones said near the end of the interview. “Maybe the i was later removed from Team for this very purpose. Maybe there’s still a silver lining to all this.”

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