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Woman named “Ruth” annoyed by E-Harmony results: “These guys aren’t named Boaz…”


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“I’m waiting for my Boaz, I thought I made that clear,” commented a rather annoyed Ruth Wilcox of Bend, Oregon. After searching for a man named Boaz in her church and the local Starbucks scene, Ms. Wilcox has decided to massively broaden her still narrow horizon through online dating websites.

“At first I was bothered that E-Harmony didn’t have a filter based on name, but I decided to try it anyway. They should at least have a rudimentary understanding of my faith.”

When asked to name a specific Bible verse that mentions “Ruth waiting for her Boaz,” Ms. Wilcox seemed unable to bring a reference to memory.

“It’s in there. Somewhere. In the book of Ruth probably. Right next to all the Beth Moore quotes I wrote in the margins.”

 

 

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